bigger than a bread box

I bought Pic a helium-filled, butterfly-shaped balloon today. It has kind of a stained-glass look to it. From the backseat of the car, on the drive home, Pic told me, "I'm going to name her Rainbow Rainbow because she has a lot of colors and patterns on her. Actually, I'm going to name her Rainbow Pattern."

Suddenly, I thought about Pic one day giving birth, gazing at her newborn child and announcing, "I'm going to name the baby Goopy Wrinkle because she's covered in some goop and she's wrinkly."