'scuse me while i kiss this guy

I'm not really sure of the actual words to the following song and I really don't feel like looking them up (because I'll just stick with my version, thanks):

Went to a dance
Looking for a man
Saw Barbara Ann
So I thought I'd take a chance

There are so many more, but that's what's been running through my head lately.

[There'll probably be much less blogging lite very soon here...not that there is anything of great import to report, just less trivial.]