who's on first

A couple of days ago, while we were on vacation:

Pic: Is there, like, fruit in the frigerator?

Cardo: Yeah, there's your bean burrito.

Pic: No, fruit.

Cardo: That is food.

Pic: Fruuuuit.

Cardo: Food?

Pic: Fruuuuuit!

Me (cracking up): FRUIT!

We eventually got there, people.