ah, lovable...cones?

I just saw this ad on Sociological Images



I know that the print is small, but right at her waist, it says, "'ADD-vantage' turns Small Figures into EYE-CATCHERS!" All I can think in response to that line is that it looks more like ADD-vantage turns breasts into eye-poker-outers.

Oh, oh, also, in the smaller texts, the copy claims, "Slip it on...instantly you look fuller, rounder...you sense admiring glances, and only you know why!" Actually, I think those oglers are thinking something more along the lines of, "Are they really shaped like that?"

I'll never understand the desire to make breasts look quite so conical. Hmm.