Very soon here (like four days ago), my account has to hemorrhage money so that I can sit for and do miserably on a test or two. I hate standardized tests. I suck at them. The last time I did one of these tests, I was embarrassed with my results. Seriously, people, look at my transcripts. Look at my attempts at writing. Look at my letters of recommendation. Look at my personal statement. Do you really need anything else? Yes? You do? O-freaking-kay, but I'm not happy about this.