paler than an albino ferret

I'm not talking about Malfoy.

Anyhow, we recently cared for Dr Jones's son's ferret. L the Ferret came to stay at our apartment for a few days. When Dr Jones dropped him off, Pic commented that this albino ferret, "is white like Mamma."

Then, "Actually, he's darker white than Mamma."

There you have it folks. My Irishness searing eyes with my whiter than an albino ferret self. Ah, well.