and all we care about is that people are relatively pleasant-smelling...

...and we might not even strictly adhere to that request.

Here's an invite (supposedly, I was not invited, nor did I attend) to P. Diddy's 29th birthday bash.

"History in the making"? Okaaay.

Well, at least I haven't yet drawn up invites for Pic's fourth birthday party, but be warned people, we may be checking at the door to make sure you've waxed.